Oprah Winfrey created some controversy this morning when the Drudge Report posted that Oprah, a vocal supporter of Barack Obama, is refusing to have Governor Palin on her show. Oprah fired off a statement to TMZ this afternoon denying the claims:

“The item in today’s Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show. At the beginning of this Presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over.”

I have no idea who this chick is, but she’s all over the internet today looking hot in a bikini, while looking somewhat retarded in the face.

Hey why not? If Heidi Montag can do it, so can a lobotomized monkey snorting crack.

Her thing can be putting the mic up to her gi-normous ass after a huge mexican meal, singing such hits as Chocolate Rain, or a sequel to Candle In The Wind titled “Blowing Out That Candle In The Wind With A Cartegory 5 Ass Hurricane”.

E! Online reports:

“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”

Actress SIENNA MILLER has decided to move away from Britain, following a barrage of negative press over her relationship with married actor BALTHAZAR GETTY. Seems there were no more homes to wreck and it really got weird in that country as she stole every British woman’s man.

A woman in London claims that she went to the “laundry” to wash her “knickers” and when she came back Sienna was in bed with her man. At the same time in the town of Splot, a woman and her husband where in bed watching the “Telly”, when she got up to pee. When she came back in the room, Sienna was riding the guy with his undies wadded up in her mouth.

Strange indeed.

She may turn up in Los Angeles, which is a good place for her since she seems to feed off orgasms.

We told you awhile back about how avid Spade somehow managed to knock up a playmate. Yeah, we’re still shocked about that ourselves. I always pictured him getting laid in his own bathroom with the TP tube.

Well, David Spade is the father of a baby girl born last week in Missouri to Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace.

“David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement,” Spade’s rep told celebrity news magazines.

And so the saga of mighty Joe Dirt continues.

Katie Price has premiered her new line of clothing for horses. It includes blankets and brides. All in pink! which is weird enough, but what the hell is wrong with her face? She looks like she just tasted ass, which she probably did. Now, onto bigger issues, like which one is the horse?

wtf? Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off. I thought he pretty much had a vagina these days. I guess they could scissor each other to death. Which would be interesting because I’ve never seen two facially messed up Batman villains do it.

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

I have a thing for Christina Ricci. She’s so damn cute. I asked for an autograph once and she kicked me in my nuts. I think that’s when I fell for her. Hard-on and ball pain at the same time is an odd thing. I felt like we were married.

Here she is outside the David Letterman show without any pants on showing off her long sexy legs. I hope this becomes a new trend. Cuz this is how I picture her walking around my place…In my dreams of course.

Comedian and year round plastic faced dummy Joan Rivers talked some crap about ANGELINA JOLIE, calling the actress “stupid”. And Rivers didn’t let it end there and didn’t hold back. She told reporters:

“Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses - I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie - she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR’ one time, and she did!” I mean she’s attractive, but not a bright girl. Stunningly beautiful but stupid…she would have asked Stevie Wonder, ‘What’s your favourite colour?’”

Great stuff. Joan Rivers is a funny gal and she’ll go on being funny unless she gets too close to a recycling plant, in which case her face will end up back in plastic bottles.